What a modern Woman wants from an ideal Man

by Joanna Anders⁽²⁾
http://idatingtips.blogspot.com/

It turns out that the formula "ideal gentleman" is translated by gentlemen and females quite differently. Because of this misinterpreting there are all kinds of struggles and troubles between the two sexes. This relationship dilemma is as old as the human race itself. Philosophers and reverends, psychologists and political leaders looked for to find any solution to this endless dilemma, but it lookes like they failed so far. I consider that in these nervous years of economic turmoil along with a rapidly unfolding technological advance, it is only the mere human humor, that helps the best way to view mutual relations from a new angle. Only if you joke about a problem, you reveal a thousand means of resolving it. Our awareness gets purified and goes to a free flight in a originative indocile human imagination.

Now I'll share on this in more details.

A perfect man for a madam, is that who goes to a bathroom in the morning and then his significant other gets up a little bit later, then enters a bathroom, and discovers a big steamed heart in the bathroom mirror on the wall!

For a girl, a perfect gentleman is he who has sex with her for seven hours on end and then another seven hours all along telling her about all sorts of zany things until she dopes off, twisting his hair round his finger, just like all girls do!

An ideal man for a madam is the one who goes to work in the morning, and his lovely wakes up in the morning at his snug and discovers a note on a table which reads: "Hi, Dear, dinner is on the table and my password to facebook is five nine nine two eight five eleven one!"

The best man for a girl is he who himself granted her with roses, then himself placed them in a vase, filled water in there, placed a few drops of sugar, some salt and a little of iodine. So that the bouquet take longer.

For a lady, an ideal guy is not at all he who arrived at a club on his own BMW, picked up two chicks with him and headed home to party... No, don't mention it, the best guy for a madam is he who is staying beside her in his automobile and calling out: 'Look, we'd better not go shopping this week, I'll be all right without a leather jacket during this winter season. I'd rather get you to hairdresser's, since I feel like your hair is kind of splitting."

For a girl, a perfect guy is the one who comes back home from work, takes a sit in front of TV, and you put supper in front of him, but he proclaims: "I will not garbage down in the living room! So what, that the national team is tonight playing in the Football World Cup, this is not a reason! The best guy must gorge in the kitchen! And either we go to the Tesco , or I have no idea what would come about the Earth!"

An ideal man for a woman is when it is four o'clock in the morning and you comfortably lie on a couch and watch a melodrama on TV, and he abruptly touches you and you see crocodile tears on his face too! since it is unimaginable not to sob when Hugh Grant was ditched by a girl.

A perfect guy is constantly trying to talk his woman into. He exclaims, lets buy you a pup, and I will perpetually tidy up her doo-doo myself.

For a madam, a perfect guy is when you are both being behind time for his birthday party, and he proclaims: "So what that 200 people are waiting for us, Darling, do not make haste, just thoroughly choose a dress to put on! Frankly, for me your dress is much more important than my own birthday!"

For a lady, the best gentleman is he who comes out of a parked automobile and says with delight: "Darling, you've parked the automobile absolutely perfect, my Mercedes has already been damaged!"

For a girl, the best guy is the gentleman to whom his lady says, "Hey, I liked a fur coat a few days ago in some dress shop for 10 000 dollars. I need it badly!" And the ideal man responds to his wife: "Of course, My lovely, I will take a day off tomorrow, I will take a credit in my bank first place in the morning, then we'll go shopping all day long, I am looking forward to buy something costly!"

Dear madams, I am begging you with love. Take care of your male creatures even if they are not the best!

Article submitted Thursday, December 08, 2011 & read 318 times.

Joanna has been studying married couples relationship for years and came to a conclusion that it is humor that makes us happiest people in the world.

Joanna has a dating advice blog and also writes for senior dating services club.

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