Eleven things a real Man must do to please his Significant Other.

It comes out that the expression "perfect man" is interpreted by male creatures and ladies in a very different way. It is because of this misunderstanding there are all forms of clashes and troubles between the two sexes. This relationship question is as old as the human race itself. Scholars and reverends, psychoanalytics and political leaders have been looking for to find some solution to this eternal riddle, but it appears they went wrong so far. We think that in these difficult days of economic upheaval alongside a rapidly unfolding technological progress, it is only the sense of humor, that helps the best way to look at the relationship from a different perspective. Only if you gag about a question, you open a zillion means of fixing it. Our head gets purified and heads for a free flight in a creative uncontrollable human imagination.

Today I am going to tell you all about this in more details.

The best man for a woman is when it is six a.m. in the morning and you comfortably sit on a divan and watch a melodrama on television, and he all of a sudden turns to you and you discover that he is sobbing too! Because it is unimaginable not to sob when Hugh Grant was ditched by a girl.

The best man is perpetually trying to talk his madam into. He exclaims, lets buy you a puppy, and I will always square away her poop myself.

For a lady, the best man is the one who climbs out of a parked automobile and calls out: "My hottie, you've parked the car flawlessly, my Lexus was already crumpled!"

An ideal gentleman for a girl is that who himself presented her with a bouquet of tulips, then himself put them in a vase, filled some water in there, placed some sugar, a few drops of salt and a little of iodine. So that the blooms stand longer.

A perfect guy for a girl is he who goes to work in the morning, and his girl wakes up in the morning at his snug and notices a note on a sofa with the following: "Good morning, Baby, breakfast is on the table and my password to my senior singles dating "cafe" is two six three two six six eleven six!"

For a madam, an ideal gentleman is he who makes love to her for four hours on end and then another four hours on end telling her about all sorts of cool things until she dopes off, winding his hair about his finger, just like all ladies do!

The best man for a girl, is he who goes to shower in the morning and then his significant other gets up a little bit later, then enters a water closet, and spots a big steamed heart in the bathroom mirror on the wall!

For a woman, an ideal gentleman is the guy to whom his girl says, "Hey, I've had an eye on a fur coat lately for 10 000 dollars. I need it desperately!" And the ideal man responds to his lady: "Sure, Honey, I will take a day off tomorrow, I am going to take a credit in my bank right in the morning, then we'll go shopping for the whole day, I am looking forward to get something expensive!"

For a lady, the best man is not at all he who went to a club on a Mercedes, hooked up with two chicks with him and went home to party... No, not at all, a perfect gentleman for a girl is the one who is staying next to her in his automobile and exclaiming: 'Look, we'd rather not go shopping tonight, I'll do fine without a leather jacket this winter season. Let me better take you to hairdresser's, because I see that your hair tips are kind of splitting."

For a madam, an ideal gentleman is the one who comes home from work, sits in front of TV, and you put meal in front of him, but he exclaims with delight: "I will not eat in the parlor! What of it, that the national team is tonight playing in the Football World Cup, this is not a reason at all! The best man must guzzle in the kitchen! And either we go to the Ikea the other day, or I have no idea what would happen to our universe!"

For a lady, a perfect guy is when you are two being late for his birthday party, and he says to you: "So what that 100 folks are waiting for us, Darling, do not rush, just carefully choose what to put on! Frankly speaking, for me your closet is much more important than my natal day!"

Dear girls, I am begging you with love. Do love your gentlemen even if they are not perfect!