White Guilt Is Dead

by Phillip West
http://www.wesellnmail.com

Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I'm virtually euphoric. Don 't get me wrong. I'm not thrilled with America 's flirtation with neo socialism. But there 's a massive silver lining in those magical clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency.

For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America : The Era of White Guilt is over. This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of white Americans didn't give a fluff about skin color and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader.

Therefore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead. For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks, retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American liberals began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye of black Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist solution.

But if a black man can become President, exactly what significant barrier is left? The election of Barak Obama absolutely destroys the entire validation of liberal white guilt. The dragon is hereby slain. So today, I'm feeling a little uppity, if you will. From this day forward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now exactly ZERO. And it's time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright 's "God Damn America ", Al Sharpton 's Church of Perpetual Victimization , or Jesse Jackson's rainbow racism. Cornell West You 're a fraud. Go home. All those " black studies " programs that taught kids to hate whitey? You must now thank whitey. And I want that on the final. Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up ACORN? Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black separatists? Find another nation that offers better dreams.

Go ahead. I ' m waiting Gangsta rappers? Start praising America. Begin with the Pledge of Allegiance. And please - no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knows where you might end up? Oh, yeah, pull up your pants. Your underwear is showing You look stupid. To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America? I' m still waiting for the first black French President. And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I've always despised lazy white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people. You're poor because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different fathers, and refuse to work.

So when you plop your Colt 45-swilling, Oprah watchin ' butt on the couch and complain " Da Man is keepin' me down " Allow me to inform you: Da Man isnow black. You have no excuses. No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because someone 's great-great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain and misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally revile. It 's time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the heap of the other stupid 60's ideas.

Drag it over there, by wife swapping, next to dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free love and cop-killing. Careful don't trip on streaking. There ya go, don't be gentle. Just dump it. Wash your hands. It's filthy. In fact, Obama's ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you sell class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife went to Ivy League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a mansion, and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a delicious O'Henry tale, Obama's spread-the-wealth campaign rendered itself moot by its own victory! America is officially a meritocracy. Obama 's election has validated American conservatism!

So, listen carefully - Wham!!! That 's the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, and tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried. However, despite my glee, there 's apparently one small, rabid bastion of American racism remaining.

Black Americans voted 96% for Barak Obama. Hmmm. In a color-blind world, shouldn't that be 50-50? Tonight, every black person should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and prejudice towards white people. Maybe it 's time to start spreading the guilt around

Article submitted Sunday, December 21, 2008 & read 104 times.

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» left by Bruce Horst (3 years 135 days ago.)

Wow, you have my pity. 43% of white voters voted for Barack Obama. What about this number means that racism no longer exists?
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» left by Ken McCreless (3 years 134 days ago.)

I, for one, did not ever feel the "white guilt" you talk about. I felt a genuine sadness that anyone, now or ever, could have "owned" another human being and that, now or ever, people can be so hateful to others. As Yoda once said "Much anger in this one."
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» left by Phillip West from Texas (3 years 134 days ago.)

There is no anger in this, it just states what a few prominent BlackPeople have been putting out for a long time.

I have several Black Friends who visit me and I go to their homes and get together for fun and games.

Yes slavery was a bad deal but a bunch of the Black peopl like to throw this in the faces of the White People and tell them if it wasn't for slavery they would be better off. I have no problem about the guilt since I have no conrol over what happened 200 years ago.
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» left by Gregg from Pennsyltucky (3 years 119 days ago.)

Ken...is your last name mis-spelled ?..I thought it said McClueless at first...lmao...anyway..I never really felt the angst and sturm of " white guilt", what with all the Great Society inputs. Still, I think Phil makes valid points ( read humerous, too ) that the "unitiated " should take under advisement...OK, with you, Ken ?...lmfao

P.S.- Bruce ? You're pathetic...lmao....you GWB, you...lol
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